The Struggles of Lipstick, Lip Gloss, Lip Crayon and Lip Stain

Eating: 
Oh you want some cereal? No. You'll get red streaks on the spoon. And if it's plastic? That shit isn't coming off!

Blowing/Wiping Your Nose:
Unless you want a red mark on your hand or want to wipe off some of your lipstick off of your upper lip, don't even think about getting sick!

Biting Your Lip:
Here you go. Have some red marks on your teeth until the attractive boy in your 2nd block class says something.

Putting On Clothes:
Red lipstick marks on your collar aren't just for cheating assholes like Jerry who's married to Nancy down the street anymore! It's for anyone who's trying to put on a cute sweater and a halter top who just had to put their make up on before getting dressed this morning.

Drinking:
Want some red lips on your cup for a while until you decide to put it in the dishwasher? No. Use a various system of straws because, honey, that's the only way you can drink your apple juice.

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