How to Cheat Lipstick

If you saw my last post about the struggles of lipstick and other various types of colored lip products, then I'm going to tell you how to cheat lipstick to your advantage.

Eating:
I still don't have a way to to eat with a spoon or a fork or a ...spork I guess if you're into that. But I will get back to you as soon as I figure it out

Blowing/Wiping Your Nose:
Start at the base of your nose and another way is, just stick with me it gets weird, twist the tissue and stick it up your nose.

Biting Your Lip:
Just don't! Get some gum instead and hope that you don't get any on the gum during insertion.

Putting on Clothes:
I don't know if this works, but put a tissue on your lips and then fold your lips into each other. I'll try it later.

Drinking:
Series of straws. That's the only thing I have. Sorry, guys.

I hope these helped. I'll tell you something cool tonight!