Monday, March 16, 2015

Just Sort of a Rant

I was watching Phineas and Ferb, as one does when they're alone on a Friday night, while messaging my friend Lexi. Please note that this was the only time I was home over the weekend. Only time. This was my free time.

So I felt a pang of loneliness and thought "Why doesn't the bae like me?"
Oh, well now I know, he's just a dirty minded asshole*

On Saturday, a girl sent him nudes and he was being an asshole to Will about it! He didn't have the common reaction to seeing someone's ass, he had a "At least I'm getting pussy." reaction. So disgusting! Please never allow for me to date him!

Not only did he act like a dma* on Saturday, but today in class too.

My friend Holly and I were kneeling on the ground and then Holly said "I feel like you guys are just Lording over us. Get on our level." Not that much longer Holly said it again and Will said "Did you hear what he said?" and I said "No." and Will said "So you guys are on your knees and we're "Lording over you"..." and right away I got it and gave him a look. As soon as he realized that I was disgusted he laughed a little. And to think that I liked him for 5 years!!!!!!!! For 5 years I had thought that he was amazing. Lauren, you were motherfucking wrong.

Out of habit, I grabbed the computer that he has to use next block. Ugh, probably going to get herpes from touching this keyboard.

Oh, Jesus, help me.

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