Basketball and Such

Last night was the boys basketball and we're going to state

On the bus ride there I was sitting by my friend Ethan and he was talking to this girl who they call the Lesbian Whore.

To be honest, she was kind of desperate. How thirsty must you be to was a dork who uses the pick up line "Do you want the 4th letter in the alphabet?" Girl, just no.

The funny part is that Ethan didn't know what 'af' meant for the longest time and she called him 'hot af'. He said -- you know what? Let's just have the whole conversation:

Ethan: "I recently realized what 'af' means. Do you know what it means, Will?"
Will: "No..."
Me: "It means as fuck."
Ethan: "Yeah, Lauren knows. she's a white girl."
Me: "Asshole."

Yeah... so that butt trash called me a white girl.

Also, this happened...

Me: "Ethan, you should put hair chalk in your hair!"
Ethan: "What's hair chalk?"
Me: "This." *Picks up the hair that I put hair chalk on*
Ethan: "I don't want to look gay!"
Me: "You already do!"
Ethan: "There's a limit."
Me: "You already passed the limit a long time ago, Ethan, when you wore crocs everyday..."