That's right, you are reading the newest blog post from Lady Capulet. You know what's the worst part about being Lady Capulet?
Not the fact that I'm a bitch, the fact that I have to be married to John.
I've never mentioned him before in my blog, but he's a... friend. John is probably the second tallest guy in my grade, and let me tell you this, a) he's really freaking tall b) he sits by my in science and damn is that boy abusive to Ethan?! c) he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed... or in the hardware store...
He's okay though. I guess. He's nice to me and always asks me to do something to Ethan. Not in the way that you're probably thinking of, but like, stab him with a paperclip. I kind of wonder how those two aren't married yet. Okay, that was an over exaggeration. But over the summer at football games, we did have the joke that whenever Ethan had his hands in his uniform that he was pregnant with John's love child. I believe it was said "John, you're my everything." beautiful couple they are.
So I think that's about it for now. We didn't have school yesterday, which was awesome. I forgot that it was in the middle of the week and had decided to watch Saturday Night Live until about 10:20 last night. I have a very valid reason, I had just painted my nails.
Well, 'Hi!' to all of my newest readers. I'm Lauren and I'm quite random. Sorry for anything stupid I do. There's a lot.
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