Dear Future Boyfriend,

Well... um... hi? Haha.

I didn't want to make this seem awkward, but if you're dating me, you already probably know how awkward I can be.

I hope you know how I got all these stupid scars, like how I got a scar behind my calf. Wow was that stupid?

Are we ourselves around each other? Does my family like you? I really hope they do. Do you like me? I'm kind of difficult. Do you laugh at my jokes? Do I laugh at your jokes? Have I told you I love you? Yeah, I do that a lot... sorry. But hey, you were the one to say yes... or ask me out. Either way, I'm probably really happy. I hope we've at least discussed my past.

So what do you like to do? What was our first date like? What were you thinking? I bet I was thinking "Lauren Margaret, if you mess this up, you'll be alone forever, he's amazing and you can't get anyone better. Don't try to deny it. He's just about perfect." Just guessing. Unless I was laughing at us doing something really stupid. I would try to be myself.

I'm so terrible at this. I'm so sorry. Just... tell me what you think because if you don't, I'll be confused and cry a lot. Just a heads up.Tell me that you love me, but if you don't, don't lie. I want you to be honest. Unless you think that I farted. I didn't. Okay, I probably did. I'll still deny it though. Sime, tell me how your day was, tell me something bad that happened. I want to know.