Look Who's Back!

Sorry I haven't been able to update all of you lovely people for about five months.

Let's start withhhh.....

June.
I ended school. Whoo, I'm a sophomore now!
I did nothing

July
Band camp
6 days of fun and stairs (46 flights per day actually).

August
Six Flags trip

September
UW Band Day
Wo-Zah-Wah Parade

October
Homecoming (I GOT A DATE!!! HIS NAME IS JOHN!!! HE'S A FRESHMAN!!!!)


That's pretty much all that happened....
Is that sad?
Anyway, what have you guys done in the last few months?

I'm kind of tutoring right now so I can't talk very much.

Summer, Car Washes, and Parties

2 days, 2 and a half hours. That how long it is until I no longer have to drag my lazy butt to school every morning.
2 days, 2 and a half hours. That's how long it is until I don't have to deal with this bitch's raunchy ass.
2 days, 2 and a half hours. That's how long it is until I don't have to look at all of these people I hate.
Ahh. The American dream.

So it's been a while, huh? I haven't talked like this with y'all for a while now.
Well. Let's get started huh?

On Friday, it was my friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend was there.
It was awkward being half-naked in front of him...
In fact, I was only half-naked in front of him three times. I was always wearing something except for a couple times.
It was still awkward.

There was a car wash on Saturday, I got an AMAZING farmer's tan and a sunburn on my nose. I also got my thumb cut. Whoot.

Substitute Teachers

Here's the thing about substitute teachers.

They can either suck, or rock.

In my current case, it sucks. Oh, it sucks like- never mind, probably shouldn't go there while I'm at school.

She is probably the grouchiest old woman in the universe. Today, I have her for my advisory and my cooking class. Perfect. Just perfect. We can't do anything without hearing "You are't doing that right." "Get your butt off the counter, ladies." "Put your hair back more." "I'll write you up." "No." "Wrong." "You're teacher will hear about this."
Like, bro, all we were doing, was making pie crust, last time she subbed for us, and she said that what our teacher told us was wrong and that her was the right way. Sure lady, sure.

And now we're making latkes and kolaches and pancakes and those are some of the hardest things to make while the teacher isn't here. Except pancakes. Those are easy af.

Ya feel me?
Well, you should.

No one can stand her and I'm surprised she hasn't kicked the bucket by now. She's probably 3,000,000 years old with a butyraceous voice that makes you cringe when you hear it.

According to my friend Holly, she has a boyfriend. Yeah, totally. Like someone would want to date someone as mean as her.

Prom (Part 2)

So prom was this weekend... 

Let's talk about that. 

I went with a group of 9.

Me, Lexi, Wren, Morgan, Holly, Ethan, Will, Jared, and Josh. 

I would show you the pictures, but I can't at the moment. 

I have them on my instagram, by the way. (@mslaur_margaret)

Follow me if you wish. 

I'll add some pictures tonight. Lol, jk. Probably not. 

Coolest Rave in Town

I was looking through my drafts and this was there. I started writing this a long time ago, so this should be interesting. 


Last night me and my friends went to see Kingsmen. To be honest, I thought I was going to hate it, but it was really good! I thought Eggsy and Roxy were going to get together, but they didn't and I will NOT accept that!

Look at that face. Oh. Goddamn, I would fight for him. I almost slapped my friend Wren because DAYUM!!! 

Tell me you wouldn't want to tap that? Well, you lie.  

So pretty much, afterwards,  we were waiting for Lexi's parents to come and pick us up and we saw a gang. Ethan tried to join a gang. He tried to join a gang.  After all of that commotion and thinking John would get raped, we went back to Lexi's house and played Portal 2. After getting mad at the fact that my friend was flirting with the guy I like, I went downstairs to play pool. He followed me down the stairs. But this is what fucking got me pissed. She followed him around like a puppy for the rest of the night. When I was talking to him, she'd be there. Of course. When we were dancing around, she'd be there. Ugh. You feel me? 

Well, I kept doing what I was going and hanging out with him. It sounds quite stupid, but it was honestly really fun. 

Quick Question.

I'm thinking about making an advice part to my blog. Where people can ask me for advice.

What do you think?

My Love-Hate Relationship with Long Hair

If you were to ask anyone with long hair about what they hate, I can tell you it'd all be the same.

Pros:

• I can do a lot with it.
• It looks really pretty
• People are jealous of it

Cons:

• Food. Muffins and cupcakes to be exact. Or just anything that can crumple. I bet you that at some point, there will be some of that in my hair. 
• Tangles. When I had shorter hair, I could throw my hair in a bun and go to sleep. Now, if I even attempt to, it'll end with all the knots and tangles. Don't even get me started with going swimming. 
• Your hair is always in the way. We took prom pictures this weekend on a ferry and my hair was always hitting my friend Ethan in the face. Sorry, Ethan. 
• Everyone. Wants. To. Touch. It. Like, bro. Nah. Get your own hair.